Once I was at the beach, just hanging out and watching the waves. Then all of a sudden this guy wearing a tuxedo came up to me. He started pulling these gold coins out of everybody’s ears. It was really weird. He said the greatest way to get rich is to learn magic tricks. That way you can walk down the beach and pull money out of people’s ears. You have wear a tuxedo, though, or at the very least a suit. Otherwise people won’t let you pull money out of their ears, and they might even call the police. And then you’d be down at the police station in one of those rooms with the one way mirror explaining how it was your plan to get rich by pulling money out of people’s ears.